标 题: 男人的想法50条
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50
Universal Truths About Men
by Bob Grant, L.P.C.
1. Why should I remind
you that "I love you?" I already told you once.
2. I'll do anything for
sex; even commit to you for life.
3. I hate arguing with you. I'd much
rather find a compromise.
4. I love long hair. Sorry, but I do.
5.
When you speak softly, I can't help but listen.
6. I need to be told "no"
sometimes. Not a lot, but every now and again
reminds me that you are
expensive.
7. Please don't ask me how you look unless you're willing to
trust my answer.
8. My eyes notice other women a lot more when you are
upset with me.
9. When you're happy with me I can't help but want to
please you.
10. If I don't feel I can make you happy, it makes me feel
less than a man.
11. I expect you to be ready when I pick you
up.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy.
13. I'm
scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14.
If you can't stand up to me when I'm a brat, you're too weak for me to
open
up to when I'm upset.
15. Sitting quietly next to me after you've made me
a meal is your get-out-
of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You'll be surprised how
quickly I can forgive.
16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it
up, I'm considering
leaving you.
17. I don't read minds. Remember,
I'm not a girl.
18. You may know fashion, but I wish you'd dress to
please me, not other
women.
19. If I'm losing my hair, it's not
funny. Would you like me to joke about
your weight?
20. When I talk
to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for
you to remember
all the times I listened to you talk about what is important
to
you.
21. The woman I love is easy to please. She appreciates the effort I
put
into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
22. You
look hot in a dress.
23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask
for help. It makes me feel
you're my mother.
24. If you sleep over, I
might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25. During sex my
ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my
touch.
26.
I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach
you.
What if you're married!?
27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you
ask for my advice.
28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in
charge.
29. Being respected is more important to me that being
loved.
30. I want every guy to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Please
don't let
yourself go.
31. When I'm upset I am very tone sensitive.
How you say it is more
important that what you say..
32. I hate it
when you minimize/ignore my compliments. It makes me what to
stop giving
them.
33. I'm more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your
respect
so much?
34. I don't always know how I feel. That's why I
don't tell you.
35. I don't need you to do things for me. What I crave is
being able to
please you.
36. If I do one thing and say something
contradictory - Go with my actions,
that will always tell you what's in my
heart.
37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at
me without
asking for something. (Like a favor).
38. I really don't
want to hear about any of your ex-boyfriends, regardless
of the
point.
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking it's because I don't think
you will
listen without interrupting.
40. I don't like to argue and I
don't like to guess what's wrong. Just tell
me so I can fix it.
41. I
love it when you put your hair in a pony tail. Yes, it's a Freudian
thing.
42. Don't ask me, "Are you going to wear that?" when I'm
already dressed.
43. A gentleman should always be respected by his lady
in public, even if
she is disagreeing with him.
44. If you don't
believe you're pretty, you won't believe me when I tell you
, no matter how
many times I say it.
45. It isn't how much you weigh; it's that your body
is proportionate which
is so attractive.
46. Sometimes I have weird
and strange thoughts. I don't take them seriously
and I don't want to share
them with you (or anyone).
47. Sometimes you really don't want to know
what I'm thinking. See above.
48. If you cheat on me, it is nearly
impossible for me to get over it.
49. I don't remember everything about
our relationship and that doesn't mean
I don't love you.
50. I need
some time to myself to calm down when I'm upset so that I don't
say
something I will regret.
Bob Grant, L.P.C., "The Relationship Doctor," is
widely recognized as a
leading expert on dating and relationships. As a
professional Coach for over
16 years, he has helped hundreds of women
experience the relationship of
their dreams. In his hit books, "The Woman
Men Adore...And Never Want To
Leave," and "How Do I Get Him Back," Bob shows
women exactly how to
captivate a man, make him fall in love and stay devoted
to them forever.
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LD说挺准的，而且他认为99%的男人都是这么想的。所以贴过来，供那些一天到晚瞎折
腾然后又怨恨男人心为什么这么难懂的女ID们自我批评。
